There is an art… to flying. It lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams (via maxkirin)


Mega Man, put that down

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this is great

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"Man shouldn’t have to live by carbohydrates alone, complex or otherwise. Tell me, have you ever heard of protein, Jet?"

"You say something?"

“I was just thinking about meat…”

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Mr. Paris Shoes

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People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict. — Lemony Snicket (via maxkirin)